Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You coming home soon, man?
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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