I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
whose parrot is this?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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