All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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