i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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