i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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