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say what?
wanna hang out?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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