she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it's like iHOP with fire
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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