? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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