she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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