i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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