There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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