quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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