Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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