Who did Billy Mays play for?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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