no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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