Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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