your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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