I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Less talking, more tequila
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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