pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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