Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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