Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I will be naked everywhere
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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