I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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