whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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