STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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