My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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