It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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