Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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