Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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