Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
only if we run a train.
done.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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