Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
