..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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