Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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