My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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