in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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