New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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