a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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