Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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