did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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