ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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