Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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