How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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