Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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