I want to stick my p in your. b.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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