Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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