I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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