I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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