shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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