He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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