This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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