I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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