u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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