Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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