The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
