when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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